Breaking Bus News
The Bus has claimed yet another victim. Similar to Santa Monica’s Big Blue Bus, but infinite in size and lacking in color (it’s invisible), The Bus is believed to have swept up it’s latest victim somewhere in the vicinity of LA’s Westside.
The Bus, known to many throughout the country as the answer to the question “Why didn’t he call?,” has been around for many years but only very recently has the public learned of its existence. Says one once-confused-but-now-in-the-know-single woman, “I always wondered what happened to the guys I went on dates with that disappeared. You know, the ones who said they’d call but didn’t. Now I know. The Bus picked them up.”
“He said he’d call. And he never did,” proclaims another woman, “I guess The Bus makes more sense than the possibility of him being abducted by aliens. Right?”
Of course, not all is answered with this recent discovery. The questions still remain: What exactly happens to these men once they get on The Bus? Are they then abducted by aliens? Brought to an island filled with other non-callers? Reformed and brought back to the dating world? We’ll never know.
