Not a single one you’ve dated is on LCS? How is that possible? You’ve got to get back out there, H. Clearly you’re not dating enough comics. So hop to it, girl!

Is the guy 400 miles in my direction? Just checking. Long-distance romance is the new black, I hear. Just saying.

And mazal tov to David, and to you, H, for creating the vital buzz…

Shall we find someone to beat him up for you?

Haha no, that’s not necessary. He’s a good guy. But thanks for the offer.

How come we haven’t heard about this mystery man before? Did you meet him from your blog?

I have the opposite problem. Balmy New England weather and stress has caused my skin to spawn a small oilfest. Now we can pull out of Iraq!

But anyway I’m partial to Dove oil-free moisturizer with sunscreen. It has a pretty blue and white bottle.

Dude, 400 miles is whhat? A less than two hour plane ride. Doesn’t he see your worth the frequent flyer miles?

thanks H! see you on the red carpet?

But of course!

yep, and the current object of my angst (i refuse to call it affection because it feels so middle school) is 400 mi away too… and to him it’s an eternity. i, however, think that people can make it work. if you want it badly enough. would be nice to have someone fight for you, right?

CONGRATULATIONS DAVID, THAT IS SO-O-O-O-O EXCITING. WE WILL BE AT THE OPENING!!!!\

HIL’S MOM

Personally, I think any more than 5 miles is too much.

Ohmigod, Hilary… Is your mother My MOM??!!

2,345 miles is where my “friend” is. Tell him 400 is a hop skip and a jump! Damn, I WISH mine was 400 miles away. Counting the days till I see him. 26 to go!

400 miles is a shlep, frequent flyer miles or not. It doesn’t sound like a lot, but think about it. Let’s say you see each other twice a month, alternating locations for the weekend. You’re going to spend your entire weekend together, which is not healthy for a burgeoning relationship. Do you really want to sacrifice the rest of your life for each of those weekends? Do you think he will? Will each of you resent the other for usurpsing so much of the other’s time? Sorry to be so pessmisitic. May the force be with you though!

Jerebo, eh, it’s a moot point now. But yeah, I do think I would have to agree with you.