Why?*
Why didn’t I think to invent something like the Tassi?
Why do I love the Tassi so much?
Why don’t I ever win the drawing at Trader Joe’s?
Why did Ralphs get rid of the Ralphs Club Card and make everyone fill out new things and get new cards?
Why do I keep seeing cute boys on Facebook then find out they were born in the 1980s?
Why am I not freaking out about turning another year older?
Why haven’t I seen Parking Structure Guy in a couple of weeks?
Why am I just now beginning to freak out about the solution to “redundancy in staff” that should happen next week?
Why did I sign up for another month of Jdate?
Why is Crazy Cupcake Lady so crazy?
Why does my neighbor in the building next door insist on playing his drums around 3:00 a.m.?
Why am I obsessed with really bad reality shows?
Why did I just now discover the ready to bake chocolate chip cookie dough at Trader Joe’s?
Why are there always a million people waiting in line for brunch on the weekends at The Griddle and Toast, but never at Jinky’s?
Why do we have cockroaches at the office? And why must they fly?
Why are salty and sweet together so awesome?
Why am I asking you guys this stuff?
*Blatantly stolen from Jenn, but I am not providing any answers. Or Depeche Mode lyrics.
